Retarded Nepali goes to buy alcohol in Japan and is asked to confirm he's of legal age, something 7-11 mandates everyone do by pushing a touch screen

Throughout the years I've learned how to translate retarded pooskin-ese even with thick accents, so without further ado:

"Over 20 years old?"

"The hell with that"

"I'm 64!"

"I hate Japan!"

*starts chimping out towards minimum wage staff*

And the verbal diarrhea goes on from there

He admits he's been in Japan for 40 years and still speaks broken Japanese

Where is this magic assimilation that I'm told happens once someone becomes a citizen?

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