That is awesome.

Does everyone know the story of Lot?

Angels come to check out the town because omni-present God wants a report and can't get it by simply being everywhere at once. So the town goes to rape the angels and Lot offers his two daughters to the rape gang instead.

The gang refuses, so Lot goes to his future sons-in-law and tries to get them out of town with his daughters (after offering them up to a rape gang... seriously). The sons-in-law don't go.

The angels tell Lot and his wife and two daughters to leave and don't look back. Lot gets a pass for being the one good guy in town... (in spite of offering his daughters to a rape gang... seriously)

After they head out of town, Lot, who has received a pass for offering his daughters to a rape gang, notices that his wife is incinerated into a pillar of salt on the spot for the great sin of LOOKING BACK.

(too bad she didn't commit a minor sin like offering her own kids to a rape gang instead, then she'd be alive)

After Lot and his daughters get to the caves, his daughters are sad that their husbands to be aren't around to impregnate them, providing the only possible value to women (having children). So the daughters get their father rip roaring drunk, and even though he's super old, Lot has sex with both his daughters and impregnates both of them.

Note that the ONE PERSON IN THE STORY who didn't do something abominable... Lot's wife... is the one who was crisped to a pillar of salt.

What a great guy... that Lot... and his great daughters...