Давайте я вам шутки про музыку на английском расскажу, а вы у меня много подписок купите, если смешно? И если не смешно, то тоже купите?

Вот и славно, вот и договорились. Рассказываю.

- What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
- A moo-sician.

- What type of music are balloons afraid of?
- Pop music.

- Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
- Because they put on the salsa.

- Why did the chicken join the band?
- Because he had the drumsticks.

- What kind of music do bunnies like?
- Hip Hop.

- Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar.
- “Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t serve minors.”