>was checking economy
>oil 100+
>diesel ATH
>bonds multi-decade high everywhere
>US economy apparently ripping (apparently or maybe just data centers?)

>try to work
>Google sub useless, no new models
>switch to GPT
>Claude drops better
now paying three $20 subs to do one job

>try to relax
>Netflix/Disney price up, content gone, ads on paid
>Spotify price up, still no HiFi
>no movies, no music

>try to play some games
>no RAM, no SSD, no GPU
>Xbox up, PS Plus up, Sony increasing prices
>Apple prices up across lineup
>car wants monthly sub for heated seats and acceleration
>no hardware, no games, no car

>try to exist
>power bills ATH bc of data centers
>groceries ATH
>Pepsi raising prices on some chips, dips & soda
>EU without AC
>Putin knocking on front door for a fight
>everyone hiring everyone firing (somehow)
>Fed hiking cycle incoming
>El Niño incoming (even the weather increasing prices)

>You'll own nothing and be happy" shit getting real

>considering alternative
>white house
>free housing, free chef, free plane
>no heated seat sub
>best job on the market
>application process is rough but mr president can help, he recently placed Logan Paul as New Pentagon Chief so 🤞)