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Emergency press conference from J. Powell 🔉 “Fuck your puts, fuck your calls, J Powell has you by the balls”. All credits to https://twitter.com/CarlBMenger/status/1637701519926611969. PS: this is humour, not real… maybe. Don’t get liquidated.
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