Merry Christmas 🎅🎄❄️ Simps [sorry, Twitch]

👩‍⚕️ Big brain nurses made maintaince/arbitrage bots for ESD-DSD... But they compete, waste gas fees, and thus are not efficient. So what do the nurses do? They go chat to each other from Ethereum addresses, trying to make a partnership -> https://twitter.com/Luciano_vPEPO/status/1342456661047451651. Maybe a charade, but this is super fun to watch!

🍆 1inch macbook-pro-drop statistics: 55,224 addresses are entitled to a claim - average airdrop amount is 1,629.76 1INCH (~$4,000) - median is 627.35 1INCH (~$1,570) - biggest claimer got 9,749,686 1INCH (~$25m) - https://twitter.com/n2ckchong/status/1342390398124130305. Insert penis joke to seem like a funny person. Here is a cool bot: https://twitter.com/1inchextractor. More info on how to claim your airdrop sers: https://t.me/lobsters_chat/171926.

🦧 Every project needs a token, because governance is so efficient... and it's incentives, right! Anyway, zapper/dydx/etc. might end up with tokens, even when there is no need for one really. COMBO token is coming, and people already try to farm wallets to get some. Speaking of, 1inch had activity boost prior to launch (as info travels fast in crypto) but when the criteria to qualify were upped, many bots ended up being without an airdrop. See more here -> https://t.me/lobsters_chat/172058

🔀 Rebase coins have been making astronomical 100x for people, there are quite a few degens who went from 1K USD to 6 digits on both ESD and DSD. So obviously, everybody is making a rebase coin now! This is a race to see when liquidity dried up first, or maybe I am just coping. Play with care, this narrative has been live for a long time already. DeFi is still hot as hell, and every kid is launching his own lending protocol - but recently options have been making the most hype, with a few protocols coming up. As well as stable rates protocols.

There is a new billion dollar protocol launching every day, new google for everything... Lido, Graph, Marlin... It's lively and fun at least. BTC ATH. Rug is not coming to crypto. See smaller and more frequent updates are in @TheDailyApe or Today in Defi on Twitter. I have no clue what to write about lol. Just be in the chat 24/7 and read 5,000 messages a day 🤷‍♂️

Enjoy the holidays and make sure to rug your family into some shitcoins xx