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Blockchain 4.0 CEO: "We launched our mainnet! It's the most resilient blockchain you've ever seen! 1 million TPS! Test it out!"

Me: Let me try sending a transaction...

Blockchain 4.0 refuses to work like intended.

Blockchain 4.0 CEO: "Oh, at least it didn't go through 🤷‍♂️"

See the new Tesla CyberTruck: youtu.be/DPQP68aGiqo?t=23
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