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​​TON Official Info & Code 🤓

Did you also get liquidated? No worries, Vitalik... uhh I mean another russki, Pavel, and his infamous blockchain TON, are here to save muh familie.

200,000 - 400,000 USD prize pool 🤑

This is actually the first official information released by Telegram about its blockchain TON. Includes Developer tasks related to Smart Contracts implementation, TON VM, bug bounty, and so on. 🤷‍♂️ If you are not retarded like me, you can still avoid working in McDonalds and buying a lambo with the prize money. Details: https://t.me/contest/103

GitHub Looks Rekt 😖

Since the news are official, we can finally know that from all the fake repos, this one is official: https://github.com/ton-blockchain/ton/issues.

And oh boy is it rekt... The issues are ranging from "what the fuck is this" to "do you know what an SDK is". Clearly, developers are not impressed, and an EOS russki fanboy put a funny issue in there as well "have you ever built anything before or heard about optimization?"

Can it be a heterogeneous forest once again? Looks like it, so far, but it's sad and unexpected to see a great app/team make something that shitty for 1B.

PS: I am not enforcing it yet, thoughts to follow later. You are still probably 500% rekt if you bought it. Well, that is if your pool ever sends the coins to you...
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