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​​The results of three polls performed by the UK research association

1. I was very surprised to see KuCoin majorly outperform other exchanges in the voting list. This basically means that KuCoin can be called a TOP-3 exchange for alts when it comes to accessible exchanges after Binance and Huobi. What I mean by ‘accessible’ is that Bitfinex kills alts, and Bittrex/Bithumb are not exclusively listing coins, so they do not count. Quite a revelation for many of us!

2. People do not want to give up their salaries for blowjobs at their work desks (ok sure thing…)
3. Having your balls stuck in a chair is not as painful as holding shitcoin bags. An interesting finding as well.

UK research team will be back with more quality uncorrelating results!

Next up in the list: what is the correlation between BTC price and your weekly visits on pornhub.
The assumption the UK research team has stated is that with the growing market, hamsters get their adrenalin from trading and jerking off to their Delta/Blockfolio stats, hence pornhub loses their revenue. There is a rumour that pornhub is shorting BTC to not go out of business. More TBA.
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