I wish I were a U.S.-born American citizen. I’d probably be a Special Agent with the FBI by now, sitting behind my massive office desk, reviewing cybercrime cases and laughing at certain threat actors while sipping my early morning Dunkin’ coffee, because America runs on Dunkin’. ☕️ 🇺🇸

After that, I’d take a bite of my donut while laughing at the same threat actors who have no idea that one day, my colleagues and I might be the ones knocking on their doors. 😂 Then the whole process would repeat itself investigating cases, tracking down cybercriminals, and eventually working my way up the ranks until I’m promoted to a higher position and running my own task force.

Just know that if I ever got the opportunity to join the FBI, they’d be lucky to have me. I’m just saying. 😭💀