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🎥 Horror destined for cult status
The Instruments just slashed its way to the top of the global box office, outpacing Fantastic Four, Freaky Friday 2, and the new Naked Gun.
Plot’s brutal: in one night, 17 students from the same class vanish without a trace — except for one, and he’s hiding something. Budget? $38M. Opening weekend? $70M. Rotten Tomatoes? 95% fresh. Critics are calling it a future classic you’ll rewatch for decades.
And yes — an A- from CinemaScore, on par with Silence of the Lambs and A Quiet Place.
📅 Russia gets it August 14. Bring your nerves. 🩸

⚡ GPT-5 launch — internet meltdown
Just 24 hours after GPT-5 went live, OpenAI got roasted. Instead of hype — mass unsubscribes: older models like GPT-4o and o3 vanished without warning, workflows broke, and the new “five” felt sterile and soulless. One user even called it a “corporate beige zombie.”
On top — limits: 80 messages per 3 hours. People raged, Sam Altman apologized, restored GPT-4o for Plus users, promised doubled limits, and admitted the auto-switch bug made GPT-5 “dumber than intended” on day one.
📌 Moral: the internet never forgives, and rollback is sometimes the best update.

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🏴‍☠️ Netflix sets sail for the Grand Line again
At One Piece Day in Tokyo, Netflix dropped the season 2 teaser and confirmed season 3 is already in production! Season 2 lands in 2026, season 3 will film in South Africa — yep, looks like Alabasta arc is coming.
This season, the Straw Hats hit the deadliest seas, meet Princess Vivi, the Little Garden giants, and of course, Tony Tony Chopper — the cutest doctor in pirate history. Drum Island arc promises tears and chills. The looming villain? Crocodile… but the real fight’s yet to come.
Biggest question: will CGI Chopper steal our hearts? 🦌

🚀 Bitcoin keeps breaking records
BTC smashed past $122K, while ETH stays strong above $4.3K. Top 100 altcoins are catching their breath: winners — LDO +14%, ENA +12%, CRO +6%; losers — FORM -7%, XMR -4%, PI -4%.
Fear & Greed Index is at 70 — still in “come on, just a bit more” mode. BTC dominance sits at 60.58%.
Right now, Bitcoin’s the headliner, and the alts are just waiting backstage. 🎭

🎨 Vermeer vibes for your AirPods Max
Mauritshuis Museum teamed up with CASETiFY for an art drop — an AirPods Max case inspired by Girl with a Pearl Earring. Silk accents mimic the famous headscarf while protecting your headphones from scratches. Downside? You can’t access the controls with it on.
Price tag — €208 (~$228), sold out in just a few hours. The rest of the collection (phone cases, watch bands, MacBook covers) is more basic — just printed artwork.

🚀 Crypto party’s still on!
Bitcoin just hit $118K, ETH touched $4.3K. Altcoins are vibing: RAY +15%, LDO & KSC +11%. A few are nursing a hangover though: PUMP -5%, UNI -3%, BCH -3%.
Fear & Greed Index at 69 — the sweet spot. BTC dominance at 60.16%, but so far it’s one long toast to the bull run. 🍾

🕷 Glasgow caught in Spidey’s web
Movie magic is hitting Scotland — the new “Spider-Man” is being filmed right in residential areas! They shut down 60 (!) streets, with explosions and stunts happening for real, no green screen in sight.
Stunt performers swing between buildings, waving at fans like it’s casual Friday. Cool for locals… but yeah, 60 streets is a bit much.