🚕 Drivers Digging Their Own Graves
Uber in India went full galaxy brain: drivers now train the AIs that’ll replace them. No rides? Click pics, sort receipts, mark texts. Side hustle, $200/hr on paper. Already 1.4M signed up.
Reality check: peanuts. Irony? They’re hyped to teach the bots that’ll steal their jobs.
2025: driver = accidental data scientist. “Dad, what was your job?” “Taught robots, son. Then they fired me.”
Peak capitalism: dig the grave, cash the check, smile.