🚀 Crypto’s pumping, ETH hits $3.9K
ETH smashed a local high above $3.9K and the market’s buzzing. XRP +13% in 24h, SOL +5%. Alts are partying: PENDLE +28%, MNT +21%, IP +15%. Only red in the top 100? XMR at -7% — someone’s gotta keep it balanced 😏
Bitcoin greed index is at 74 — flirting with “extreme greed.” BTC dominance dropped to 60.77%. Oh, and Trump just signed a law letting you stack BTC in your 401(k). Imagine retiring straight into a Lambo 🏎💰