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"Invert, always invert", - Friedrich Heinrich Jacobi, probably.

There is a ton of articles online on how to make your database faster, but how many articles are there about how to make your database slower?

Making Postgres 42,000x slower because I am unemployed is a fun read about how to almost grind Postgres to a halt by only tweaking the postgresql.conf. No specially crafted slow queries - only config.

As the result, the author managed to make his Postgres installation 42 000x times slower compared to the initial benchmarks. tl;dr: tinkering around with the number of IO operations (cache size, vacuum periods, WAL checkpoints) and making the IO single-threaded do the trick here.

#databases #postgresql
ByteofDev Making Postgres 42,000x slower because I am unemployed As an respectable unemployed person must do, I tried to make Postgres as slow as possible
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