Calsi Bot Dev

What do YOU want next?
anonymous poll

⚡️ Faster Speed – 101
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 47%

🙄 More Sarcasm – 53
👍👍👍👍 25%

🔨 More Admin Tools – 26
👍👍 12%

😴 Take A Rest – 18
👍 8%

🙃 Don't Know – 15
👍 7%

👥 213 people voted so far. Poll closed.

2018-04-19 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- CalsiBot now supports Text Switching!

For example, replying to the above sentence with s/Text/Message would replace "Text" with "Message", but keep everything else the same.

If you want to make your match case insensitive, simply add /i to the end. So s/text/Message would not match the "Text" above (because the case of the letter "t" does not match), but s/text/Message/i would match anyway.

To auto-delete evidence of your switch, simply add /d to the end. For example s/text/Message/d. You can also combine this with case insensitive matching: s/text/Message/di.

Auto-deletion will only work if CalsiBot is an admin, and has permission to delete messages.

Sometimes it's easy to accidentally put an extra slash at the start, like/s/Text/Message - don't worry, that is supported too :)

Updated:
- Over 30 new phrases for novelty commands like /slap, /kms, etc.
- pat is now an alias for headpat
- 🤤 can now also be used for the "knees command", alongside 😏

Check the first ever post here if you're wondering what that is. 😌

Ever wondered how many messages have been posted in a group since it was created?

🔢 Now you can easily check with /count!

Note: this will include Bot, Service, and Deleted messages.

Introducing Join Lock!

Easily prevent Spam Bots, User Bots, and Group Raids 💪

New joiners will be automatically banned. You can then quickly make one-time exceptions for friends, or people you trust

Starting today, when the Ban User button is pressed by an admin, the Welcome Message is removed to help prevent text-spam - thanks to those who suggested this 👍

New:
Use /when on any forwarded message to see when it was originally posted!

For example, here I can prove that it only took 2018 a couple of weeks to completely break my friend. 😌

⚠️🗣 You can now set a Welcome Message by using the /SetWelcome command!

Useful for just a simple greeting, or perhaps a set of group rules.

📝 Notes:
- You can optionally format your message using the built-in Telegram formatting tools.
- Use /ViewWelcome to see the current Welcome Message.
💡 Tip: You can use $name as a placeholder for the joining user's name, and $group for the current chat name.

There's a special Trophy Fish for people who catch 14 /fish today!

I'm working on non-fish things too, I promise.

P.s. If you're reading this you're really cute 😍

Many people wanted more recognition for their (unhealthy) /fish addiction. Now they can get it with /TrophyFish!

If you fished on New Years Eve, you will see a special entry here. :)

2018-01-26 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- By popular demand, /fish is now disabled by default in group chats. Admins can use /EnableFish and /DisableFish to manage this

Updated:
- /emojify was causing endless looping and crashing everything. I've optimized it a bit and moved it into a new process

2017-12-31 - @CalsiBot Update

To help ring in the new year, those who /fish today and catch something (anything) will recieve a special gift from me soon.

I hope you all have a wonderful rest of the year, and an even more amazing 2018 💕

Updated:
- /tr is now an alias of /translate.

Don't let spammers ruin your New Years...

https://telegra.ph/Introducing-Permaban-12-29

⚠️ New!
Translate messages into any language!
Uses the same engine as Google Translate.

2017-12-20 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- /translate now uses Google Translate!
- You can choose which language you want to translate to, by either entering the ISO language code, or the full language name after the command.

So, both
/translate spanish and
/translate es
will translate the replied-to message to Spanish

Notes:
- The old /translate which used Yandex's translate platform has been moved to translate2.
- If you have an idea that you think would be great for CalsiBot, pm me: @cancer

@CalsiBot Update

Looks like /fish temporarily stopped responding around 7 hours ago, sorry.

All fixed now - and all of your /fish have been safely returned without any dataloss :)

🐡🐟🐠❤️🦀🐬🦈

You guys have collectively caught 100 THOUSAND fish. That's crazy! :)

⚠️ New!
Restrict users temporarily

2017-07-29 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

New:
- You can now specify the amount of time you want to restrict someone for!

You should follow this syntax:
{num}d for Days
{num}h for Hours
{num}m for Minutes
{num}s for Seconds.

The important thing is that the letter and number are together. So while 1d 3s or even 1day 3seconds will work, 1 d 3 s will not.

You can specify a time period whether you use the full panel or not. See the GIF below :)

Note: time amounts greater than 366 days, or less than 30 seconds are considered as permanent bans by Telegram, so be aware of this.

Restrict quickly by typing the setting you wish to disable after /restrict. 💪

The full panel can still be used by typing only /restrict.