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​​Rotten BANANA of the Week: LUNA 🌕🍌

The granddaddy of all rugs. The one that humbled us all. $60B gone in a flash.

LUNA speedran “too stable to fail.”

They called it a stablecoin. Turns out, the only thing stable was our depression.

Charts went up, faith went higher… then it all cratered faster than you could say "algorithmic".

The aftermath? Lawsuits and enough trauma to power a bear market.

Your turn! What’s your Rotten BANANA this week? Maybe some (failed) BNB trenching experiences? 🤔

As always, we’re just a bunch of BANANAs 🍌
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